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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blowjob from a homeless person ? A Bummer"
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"Nothing puts me in touch with my mortality like stepping onto a downward escalator."
"What is the difference between Hillary Clinton and the hookers in downtown Little Rock? The hookers have real orgasms and fake diamonds."
"a peaceful man was so opposed to war that he upon reading his draft notice he passed out and remained comatose for the duration of the war he was an unconscientious objector"
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"Bowtie pasta is the most handsome of all the pastas."
"Is it considered rude to ask your boss if it hurt when the house fell on her in The Wizard of Oz?"
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"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who require closure..."
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