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Joke of the Day

"What's black, blue, and hates having sex? The ten year old in my trunk."

"What bounces and makes kids cry? My child support checks."

"Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? A: 'cuz they ain't got balls to scratch!"

"What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store."

"Hey, I'm a girl. I ignore nice guys, chase douche bags, and then complain about it"

"My girlfriend found lipstick in my jacket pocket. I told her straight up I was cheating. There's no way that I was going to confess that I sell Avon"

"When I go to my Profile Page I am so happy it says ""That's You!"" because I get confused easily."

"I'm playing chess against my gardener. Your move, Jesus."

"So I've been clearing out my attic... ... and I've decided to get rid of my hoover- it was just gathering dust."

"How do we know hamburgers have high IQ's? They 'loin' fast!"