202523
Joke of the Day
"What's black, blue, and hates having sex? The ten year old in my trunk."
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"What's your ring tone? Pinkish with a bit of brown."
"The hell with a Klondike Bar, ask me what I'd do for a box of Girl Scout Cookies."
"I sleep with a knife under my bed in case I can't open my midnight snacks. It also comes in handy if people try to steal them."
"You think you're going to win this? I've been acting out potential fake arguments in the shower for years. You don't stand a chance."
"Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted? He was tried in a kangaroo court."
"What do fishermen say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-trout!"""
"My boss incinerated that I use words incorrectly, applied that I was stupid & told me to watch my tardiness. I'm not even retarded."
"A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, ""Five beers please."""
"[OC] What did Remus Lupin say to Nymphadora Tonks? I'm a-lookin'... And I'm a lycan."