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Joke of the Day
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDE."
Next Joke
"kanye west slowly pacing around the room to avoid a bee but insisting that he's not scared of it"
"Chickens making knock knock jokes. -Why did the chicken cross the road? -Are you kidding me? -To get to the ugly witches house. Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The chicken."
"What does Mark Wahlberg eat for breakfast? Funky Bunches of Oats"
"What did the egg say to the hot water?"
"Seems like Harrison Ford is really down to earth Too early?"
"me: remember how i was talking about getting a xylophone [doctor holds up my x-ray] where the hell are your ribs? me: im trying to tell you"
"I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth."
"Why did the fashion show lose it's attendance? my friend thought it was a strip club. (I'm not good at this, pls don't be harsh)"
"maybe if we told raccoons that the black around their eyes meant they were superheroes instead of burglars theyd stop stealing our trash"