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Joke of the Day

"Normally I hate those trashy, fake, rigged reality TV shows... But I might watch the presidential debate tonight anyway."

"Instead of a sock on your door, hang a doughnut. Not only is Doughnut Disturb hilarious, you provide a snack for your now homeless roommate."

"My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald"

"Help. All the girls on Tinder say if you're only looking for sex, swipe left. It's not working"

"What do you call a group of obese gender reassigned persons? Trans fats."

"I won a competition where you had to make as many Freudian slips as you could in sixty seconds. It was a race against the cock."

"To the fat people who get offended when someone makes a fat joke, I have two words for you: Lighten up."

"Give a pilgrim some corn... He eats for a day, teach a pilgrim to grow corn... He kills your people and takes your land."

"2 peanuts were walking down a dark alley one was assaulted"

"Your mama so fat.... She uses a paint roller to apply lipstick."