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Joke of the Day

"Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming ""WHAT TEAM?!"" and the only way to turn it off is to scream ""WILDCATS!!!"" in response"

"The swordsman thought he won his fight but in fact His opponent feinted"

"Don't you hate when someone has a great tweet idea, but they TOTALLY fuck up the wording, and it's you?"

"Any pizza at Pizza Hut is only $10. ANY! How is there still sadness in the world?"

"When they came out Fanny packs were the new hip thing."

"*gives date flowers* Here. I murdered these plants for you."

"I'd like to see a world without plagerism You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."

"A Muslim woman goes to a hairdresser"

"What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence? Parole."

"How does a backwards poet write? Inverse"