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Joke of the Day
"A man told me that he wasn't constipated I think he's full of shit."
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"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? The period: it marks the end of his sentence."
"I work as a dishwasher, Its a pretty dishgusting job."
"How do you keep an AssHole in suspense?"
"What's the difference between purple and pink? The grip. "
"Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed."
"If the Terminator was female the line would have been, ""I might be back, I haven't decided yet."""
"Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream."
"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is self defense and you make bagels with judo (Jew dough)."
"What is the difference between my grandma and a newborn baby? When I fuck my grandma up the ass she doesn't die."