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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people always have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream."
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"Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"
"I SWEAR I'm not addicted to brake fluid.. I only use it in a clutch."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !"
"Ketchup bottle farts are just as funny as people farts."
"Q:How do you tell the time in Antarctica? A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you"
"What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee? You can take a rental car anywhere."
"What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader."
"What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? Dora the EXPLODER"
"Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site."""