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Joke of the Day
"If Rick Astley invites you to his Tree House, don't go! Because he's never going to let you down!"
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"A priest, a blonde, and an Irishman walk into a bar And all open this Reddit post comments to see who the real jokes are"
"I am not racist because racism is a crime and crime is for black people"
"It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time and they never notice. But, once you make one mistake, it's never forgotten."
"I got tired of wearing my watch on my wrist.. So I tried attaching it to my belt instead.. man, that was a real waist of time."
"My son keeps talking to me in binary even though I ask him not to. What kind of boy is he? A noughty one."
"""Doctor, I have an embarrassing medical problem..."" NSFW Well, what is it?"" asks the doctor. ""I have five penises."" ""Five penises!,"" exclaims the doctor, ""How does your underwear fit?"" ""Like a glove!"""
"What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert? Joint custardy"
"I'm an early bird and a night owl, so I'm basically some form of permanently exhausted pigeon"
"I know this girl who's a total butterpoliticalviews."