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Joke of the Day

"So doctor, do I have rabies? Doc: Short answer. Yes. Patient: What's the long answer? Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss."

"""Oh, really?"" one man to another: A: ""You know, my daughter has married an Irishman"" B: ""Oh, really?"" A: ""No, O'Reilly"""

"Did you hear about the new machine that creates earthquakes? It was groundbreaking."

"I don't like people call me fatty I like people call me to eat."

"I invented a new word. Plagiarism."

"ISIS just frozen water"

"Why isn't the band ""1023 MB"" famous? They haven't had a gig yet."

"The weather data was unclear."

"What happens on Santa's lap......stays on Santa's lap."

"Nothing screams passive agressive quite like letting your spouse sleep in, while also letting the kids play loudly outside the bedroom door"