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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the Butchers 420 Dodgeball Classic? It's a high steaks game."

"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."

"I'll try to explain the concept of lubricated soap.... ...but its quite difficult to grasp."

"You know who the real winner is today? The guy who sells ""I voted"" stickers."

"Oh you're sick? Let me weirdly list every other person I know who's sick."

"What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono."

"Knock knock. Little boy blue."

"Not liking me will always be your problem. Never mine."

"Why is Adam known as the first accountant? He turned a leaf and made an entry."

"What do you call a group of students? A school."