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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the Butchers 420 Dodgeball Classic? It's a high steaks game."

"that show ""Intervention"" should just be called ""Haters"""

"Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women? Mace..."

"Everyone keeps returning to the same hypothetical. If loving you is wrong... Bullshit. What if loving you is gross? That's the question."

"Difference between Port Authority and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station... The other's a busty crustacean!"

"I'd say go to hell, but I don't want to see you again."

"I'm so broke this chrismas... I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*s ^ ^"

"What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers? Ahoy M-80"

"What's the difference between the English rugby team and a teabag? A teabag stays in the cup longer! (im so sorry ;-;)"

"Why can't an Italian snake talk? Because it doesn't have any hands."