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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen that new documentary about constipation? Oh that's right, it hasn't come out yet.."
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"Dolphins are just Sharks who watch Glee."
"Library Asked librarian for book on suicide. Said no one returns them."
"FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him, and say ""EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN"" Then watch how mad he gets."
"PUTIN: If your American lover is in this room I'll kill him ELENA: He's not! PUTIN: (softly) u...s... [bursting from closet] A! USA! USA!"
"What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
"I'm quitting drinking for good Now I drink for Evil."
"My wife and I have had sex six times in the last three months. I wonder what's making her so horny."
"[being carried away by a colony of ants] haha nice let's see where this goes"
"Worst joke I've ever heard What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers? One of them actually ended a race."