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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."

"JKLMNOPQRST That's all that stands between U and I :)"

"I tried explaining sarcasm to some kleptomaniacs but they always take things literally."

"Why are goldfish crackers always smiling? Because they're baked.."

"I failed my spelling test I got an F for f-ort."

"I hate when movies use that fakey ""55555"" ZIP code so pranksters won't try mailing letters & postcards to the characters."

"What do you call Kim Jong-un reading a Stephen King novel? Fearless Reader"

"Today's date: 4/9/16 2 squares/3 squares/4 squares 4/9/16"

"I live for the nods pedestrians give when you stop to let them cross."

"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? ""Where's Popcorn?"""