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Joke of the Day

"A lame joke I thought of at work yesterday ""A tie for a tie leaves the whole world looking great"""

"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."

"Have you met my vegetarian girlfriend? Nah, I've never met herbivore."

"The kids at school used to call my mum the village bike She wasn't promiscuous; when I was six years old she went missing and they found her in the canal. (Mat Ewins)"

"Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass."

"Height of Misunderstanding Wife not talking to Husband & Thinking that She is Punishing him..."

"What do you call a half-length lightsabre? A slightsabre"

"What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !"

"What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language? Italians."

"Deactivating your Facebook account is the new black friend."