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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an agreement between forests? A treety"
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"What did the Computer Engineer say? What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT"
"Invention of the knife ""What is that?"" I call it the 'knife'. ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Greg, I am about to blow your mind."
"How do pirates know they are pirates? They think therefore they arrr"
"What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat? You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat."
"What's Hitler's least favorite planet? Jewpiter."
"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense."
"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."
"I don't do hard liquor... ...I liquor hard"
"Give A Man A Fish Give a man a fish and he'll say, ""This is incorrect; I ordered a Big Mac"". Teach a man how to fish and he'll say, ""What the fuck kind of McDonald's is this, anyway?"""