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Joke of the Day

"What was the title of the soundtrack to 'The Inconvenient Truth'? Al Gore Rhythms"

"I wish I could press a finger to this loud, profane, obnoxious boy's forehead and instantly transmit to him the sadness of being an adult."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain."

"What do snake charmers do in the rain? Turn on their windshield vipers."

"The truth about cardiovascular health!"

"Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!"

"Do I have a plan for the zombie apocalypse? I don't even have a battery in my smoke detector and fire is real."

"TIL Doctors can screen for STDs by placing a feather along the skin between the penis and the butthole. Doctors don't use this screening method, however, because the test tickles."

"In Louisville, KY where bars are open till 4 am. Here's my slogan for them: ""Get upchucky in Kentucky."""

"Found this in r/funny ""When I said to nuke the Chinese, I meant to put the takeout in the microwave!"""