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Joke of the Day
"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."
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"""Oh, no. No, no, no. Are you kidding me?"" -First thing I would say if someone raised me from the dead"
"Why do they keep records of people who died due to alcohol, but not the records of people who were born thanks to it?"
"A horse walks into a a bar The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"" I'm here all week folks"
"Who is the least guilty U.S. President? Lincoln. He's in a cent!"
"Why did the H kill itself? because the G had"
"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""
"*phone rings* Wife - ""Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me - *strips naked and does running man* Wife - ""...."""
"why did the printing company only print in small print? because yo momma works there and she can only print in LARGE PRINT GET REKT SIT DOWN SHUT UP!"
"So there are these pants that have padding to make ones butt appear larger... ...it's anal-lusion!"