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Joke of the Day
"What does a Russian say before having sex? I'm Putin it in."
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"""FOILED AGAIN!"" --Leftovers"
"I hate it when gross couples tell you they're trying for a baby and you have to picture them fucking for a second."
"God loves me even when I don't forward those chain letters"
"Who Found America Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did."
"Why did Cindrella sucked at baseball? Because she kept running away from the ball."
"How do you make a dead baby float? Root Beer and 2 scoops of ice cream!"
"Instead of a post-workout protein shake I have mashed potatoes and gravy and instead of working out I have mashed potatoes and gravy."
"What do you call a blind trig function? Se-cant."
"Thank God I'm an Athiest After seeing what happened in Paris! Religious people scare me!"