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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner? Because they will always steal the green cards."
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"Left work, txted wife ""Coming homo."" Then I txted her ""Haha whoops, I meant BEcoming homo."""
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"Life is like a box of chocolates If your fat it doesn't last very long."