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Joke of the Day

"What's fat and hairy and lives under a bridge? A troll, but here in r/Jokes we call them feminists"

"Three old men are sitting on a bench One says, ""Windy today."" Another says, ""No you idiot, it's Thursday."" The third one says, ""Me too. Let's go get a beer."""

"I don't like public bathrooms because people look at me weird when I fully submerge my penis in urinal water to pee."

"Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks."

"What did the O say to the 8? Nice belt."

"Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business? He accepted eternal returns."

"Did you know that building hospitals next to railroad tracks leads to an increase in the total number of trained doctors?"

"Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team? Because she was a girl."

"What's the difference between a muffin and a jew? a muffin doesn't scream when you put it in an oven."

"Man comes running in the door at home all excited. ""Honey, pack your bags! I won the lottery"" she asks ""should I pack for the beach or the mountains?"" I don't care. Just get the fuck out."