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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the headline abou the lunatic who raped the laundry woman and ran away? ""Nut screws washer and bolts"""

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim"

"Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?"

"If I had a million dollars i'd pay to have sex with your mum and i'd probably invest the other $999,990"

"Relationships are like Algebra... You look at your X and wonder Y."

"I'm not fat! My DNA's just bold font."

"Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset? He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock ""Whose there?"" Not Billy"

"Don't let the door hit you on the way out! *guy looks back and laughs, the door punches him in the back of the head*"

"Two elephants are in a bath tub One asks the other ""Pass the soap"". The other one replies, ""No soap, Radio!"""

"My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is ""Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."""