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Joke of the Day

"You know, redheads... are pumpkin spiced all year round."

"Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig."

"Did you hear about the weird music that plays at Mozarts grave.... Don't worry, He's decomposing."

"If you order a salad in Texas, you get a bowl of ranch dressing with a chunk of iceberg lettuce, 89 croutons & a chicken fried steak on top."

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite car? Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii"

"Girlfriend went to the neurologist to get a brain scan yesterday. Nothing showed up."

"Why won't the pimp date any of his girls? Because he doesn't want to get involved with a cockworker."

"What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common? They were both caught with hands in their drawers."

"What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys."

"Friends invited me to a meteor shower party, but I couldn't make it. They were crushed."