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Joke of the Day
"Friends invited me to a meteor shower party, but I couldn't make it. They were crushed."
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"My girl told me she's depressed. Because of her weight, she suffers discrimination. I told her ""Just ignore them. You're bigger than that."""
"I got a bottle of scotch for my wife... ...that's not a bad trade."
"Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!"
"A policeman walks into a bar. The bar is now being charged for assaulting a police officer."
"A wife said to her husband, ""You fuck like you fix things around the house."" ""Expertly?"" he asked. ""No,"" she responded. ""Half done so I have to call the neighbor over to finish the job."""
"So... Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ... Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!"
"The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight."
"How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? He gave her a ring"
"If you zoom out during the opening credits of ""Friends,"" you'll see that the security guard who protects that fountain is DEAD."