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Joke of the Day
"My sister just had a baby and she seems to have forgotten all about my problems."
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"I refuse to correct my 4 year old when she calls Nicki Minaj, ""Nicki Massage"""
"(DARK HUMOR) Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands."
"I posted a video of john Cena recently and set it to private."
"Two young hot girls in bed. k"
"What is Dwight Schrute's hometown? Nanda Parbeets."
"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back! I don't know how big this thing gets."
"My ID expired so I can only go to the liquor store where they remember me: the one where I asked the cashier out and threw up on the floor."
"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopus"
"What is the favorite number of french potheads? 80"