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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse? She didn't."
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"What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common? They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old."
"How come its okay to tackle someone who wants to jump in front of a train but its unacceptable to slap a Big Mac out of their fat face."
"Saw some Mennonites playing Baseball yesterday All I saw was a swing and Amish"
"The French I can speak fluent french, watch this... ""I Surrender"""
"Today I found ought I was adopted... but they gave me back."
"What did the predators say before they went hunting? Let us prey first."
"I treat my television in the same way that I treat my girlfriends. I abandon them and subscribe to Netflix"
"and God said,"" Let there be light !"" Chuck Norris says"" Say please"""
"I dated a schizophrenic once... ...but I had to break it off because he kept seeing other people."