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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse? She didn't."
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"What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget? My girlfriend"
"Despite it being close to Christmas, I'm still on my Summer diet... ...I'll have summer that, summer that, and summer that."
"Det. Chick Pea at your service. What do you call it when a chickpea smashes another chickpea to death. Hummuscide Thank you, I'll let myself out..."
"Hey, Baby, you work for the TSA? 'Cause I've got a suspicious package, and I need you to blow it."
"Me and my wife decided to form a suicide pact... Weird thing was that after she killed herself, I didn't feel like dying anymore."
"Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony? It was done in A minor."
"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."
"yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch"
"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her."