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Joke of the Day
"Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony? It was done in A minor."
Next Joke
"My leg got amputated Me: Can I take my leg home doc.? Doc.: Why? Me: Because is my right."
"*exercises sarcastically*"
"Q) What's worse than raining buckets? A) Hailing taxis!"
"He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory."
"Seems weird that evolution produced the female gender just to spend their time shopping at Target and returning what they bought at Target."
"Why do hitman always wear gloves? because theyre always wacking guys off...."
"A SHIT JOKE.... Two flies are sitting on a shit. One farted and the other one said ""Do you mind ? I'm eating here....."
"It's awful being in a wheelchair everyone is always pushing me around and talking behind my back"
"Lindt have done well this Christmas They've made a killing"