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Joke of the Day

"Me and my wife decided to form a suicide pact... Weird thing was that after she killed herself, I didn't feel like dying anymore."

"If you're seen one shopping centre... You've seen a mall."

"Definitions Bigamist - An Italian fog. Myfunsalow - ""I am broke"" in Italian. Innuendo - Italian for suppository."

"On a date, she said ""You smell nice. What have you got on?"" ""I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."""

"Michael Rosen walks into a bar... And he just fell over and died."

"[me, to my brother] I can't believe we've never been to Coachella [my Ukrainian grandfather] when I your age, bear eat my wife"

"How does a Japanese person distinguish between a German and an extraterrestrial? He doesn't, they are both Aryans."

"Think Casey Anthony will go into porn now, . . . Since she gets off so easy?"

"Santa has elves. America has China."

"Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !"