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Joke of the Day

"I judge you by what's behind you in your photos."

"Why did the bicycle fall over? it was too tired!"

"What do you call a female manager? Miss. Management."

"Did you hear about the Irishman that was attacked by a carpenter? I heard he was hammered"

"Did you hear about the solider that survived a mustard gas attack and a pepper spray attack? He's now a seasoned veteran."

"Whats the difference between Eminem & Slim Shaddy Eminem would fuck you and Slim Shady would fuck you and your mom"

"I brought a t-shirt cannon to a knife fight. Everyone dropped their knives to catch their own piece of WNBA history."

"The only reason millienials want to see Trump become president.. Because we've never seen a president assassinated before."

"Cats are about as useful as a football bat."

"If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion."