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Joke of the Day

"I hate it when I go to the supermarket and the employees there comment on my groceries. Always with the ""Hey, sir, you have to pay for those!"" Every damn time."

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"Me: Have you ever heard of the movie ""Constipation""? You: Um.. no Me: Thats because it hasn't come out yet!! lelelelelelelelelelelelololol"
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards in single file. Recieding hare line."
"Ladies, never buy Activia yogurt because the rest of us are in line behind you thinking ""Awww, that poor girl can't shit without yogurt!"""
"What do you call an underwater masochist? A submarine!"
"What country does fried fish swim in? Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)"
"I didn't ask for a sweet roll? Oh, sorry, I thought you had said, ""synonym bun""."
"In Texas you're allowed to shoot someone just for being on your property. Man if I lived there I'd host sooo many parties"
"My boss says I intimidate the other employees, so I just stared at him until he apologized"