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Joke of the Day
"Is your name Gravity ? Cause you're attractive."
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"""I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."" Will Shriner"
"Why do vampires drink virgin blood? If you were going to eat a sandwich, you would enjoy it more knowing no one had fucked it"
"Did your world end today? Mayan didn't"
"*stands next to ATM and cheers every time someone wins money*"
"Did you hear about the paper boy? He blew away. More at www.onebadjoke.com"
"What do sluts shower them selves in? Cum........ I'm sorry a friend told me this and i thought it was so bad i needed to post it."
"Hello, Mr. Bond. *shuffles UNO cards* I've been expecting you. *sinks into bean bag chair*"
"Did you hear about the group of geologists? They formed a Rock Band."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? Jesus wants to get fucked for free."