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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when the got to the ball? She didn't say anything, she just gagged."
Next Joke
"Me: SORRY I HAVE TO HANG UP I'M HEADING INTO A TUNNEL * hangs up land-line *"
"A fat guy walks into a bar [deleted]"
"Just watched a pirated movie On a scale of 1-10, I'd give it a 3.14"
"A man walks into a doctors office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""doc, you gotta get this guy out of my ass!"""
"When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams."
"what do Nazis drive? Auchwhips"
"Nothing seems longer than the few seconds spent trying to shut off unwanted background music that starts playing on a website."
"What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween? Only two more sleeps till Christmas!"
"Hooking a clock on your belt It would just be a waist of time."