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Joke of the Day
"What did Cinderella say when the got to the ball? She didn't say anything, she just gagged."
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"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business."
"Keep a few cat turds in your pockets, just in case a cop searches you. He will get cat poop on his hands, and you can laugh. It's all legal."
"Dear lady arguing w/ the clerk over whether or not it is ""good"" champagne: YOU ARE IN A GAS STATION!"
"What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary."
"My wife just opened a jar of pickles by herself and I can't help but believe my days around here are numbered..."
"Who Killed Cap'n Crunch ? A serial killer."
"<--Goes to gym 3 times a week... Cannot separate two shopping carts stuck together at grocery store."
"I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos Dangerously Cheesy"
"How do you kill a fox? Give him a fake leg and make him run across Canada."