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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business."
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"We were told we were gonna get 8 inches and only ended up getting 2 Sounds like every woman I've ever been with"
"Thank you, iPhone predictive text, for sending my mother a message that said ""WOOOOFUCKYEAH!"" There's no joke here except I'm 30 & grounded."
"What is a rapists favourite vegetable? Beat-root"
"What do men with big dicks eat for breakfast? If you had one you would know."
"Donald Trump truly made history... Winning an argument against a woman."
"I ran into my dad earlier... Shitty driving must run in the family..."
"Sometimes in the shower I pretend like I'm a bumblebee and just crash into the curtain a few times and die in the water."
"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"
"Two men are pissing off a bridge. ""Water's cold"" says one. ""And deep."" says the other."