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Joke of the Day

"Stephen Hawking says artificial intelligence could destroy the human race. Sorry Stephen, but my money's on LACK of intelligence."

"When a black guy pulls a knife on me on the subway I remind him he doesn't have to feed into racial stereotypes. Then I usually get stabbed."

"Bought a sled on sale in Boston Got a real tobahgain."

"I love Mondays... It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class."

"why isn't thunder called soundning"

"It's funny when guys say ""treat your girl right or I will"" lol if you could treat girls right then where is your girl?"

"knock knock... ""knock,knock"" ""who is there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" (you slap a person across the face)""we ask the questions around here"""

"A seal walks into a club And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal."

"""Sexting"" is the sending of sexually explicit text and picture messages. It is not, apparently, an appropriate way to submit a resume."

"Why are there no knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings"