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Joke of the Day

"Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip."

"How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway."

"I'm 89% certain I'm technically still dating at least 3 women from the late 90's early 2000's cause I left for beer and never came back"

"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"

"Q: Why do ducks look so sad? A: Because when they preen their feathers, they look down in the mouth."

"""WHY YES I'D LOVE TO BE A THOUSAND POUNDS"" my brain when i see a box of donuts"

"No, my kid didn't do the drawings I have up around my desk. I did them. It's my desk."

"Two nuns in a bath... The first nun asks the other ""Where's the soap?"" The other replies ""It does, doesn't it?"" Edit: Punctuation"

"I saw someone try to park a car for about 10 minutes. I didn't see the driver so I'm not going to assume what gender she was."

"My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard."