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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip."
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"911 - wats ur emergency? - i got stuck in some magnets 911 - who are u? - Iron man"
"Racing snail. My racing snail hadn't been out for a while, so i took his shell off to make him more streamlined. Unfortunately, it just made him more sluggish."
"Why don't they just get Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail?"
"Ahhhh,,, At last, my wife has found something her butt does not look big in............... Walmart"
"God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth. Then God made the earth round.....and he laughed and laughed and laughed."
"I went to a reverse psychologist He told me to kill myself"
"I hate French people They give me the crepes"
"What do you get when you mix a joke with a hypothetical question?"
"What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses ""Dancing With the Stars""? ""I was robbed"" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself."