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Joke of the Day

"If the people in your car don't match the stick figures on your rear window, I'll report your vehicle stolen."

"Here's the punchline to that riddle joke ... They leave a ring around Connecticut,"

"What do you call a guy who likes to lose? Ewan"

"Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No thanks. I know how many pockets I have."

"""How is life in North Korea?"" I wrote to my North Korean pen pal ""I can't complain"" he wrote back."

"What is the world coming to? Youporn"

"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant but, I changed my mind."

"Her: Let's read your horoscope... Do you believe in astrology? Me: No. That's such a scam. Well, at least that's what my psychic says."

"I Used To Be Against Sodomy Butt fuck it!"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bar And yells ""Hands up mother fuckers! This is a stick up!"""