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Joke of the Day

"Just saw a rainbow.........great now the sky is gay"

"Why did Bill Gates & Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, ""Go fish""."

"I found a ""Fresh Baked Bread"" scented candle I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast."

"I'm in the middle of hanging myself. The suspense is killing me."

"Riding horses is fun and all, but... ...let's be on a steer."

"I wanted to dress as Glenn Beck for Halloween, but I couldn't find enough ignorance and hate."

"Sorry I didn't text you back, my hands are sore from karate chopping loaves of bread in half and feeding them to starving children all day."

"What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper? A slippery customer."

"Why don't poor people go to funerals? They can't afford to pay respects."

"How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream"