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Joke of the Day

"In a recent sleep study performed by clowns 9 out of 10 people didn't even know they were being watched."

"I fell asleep on a tanning bed... Now I'm out of my grandfather's will"

"BEETHOVEN'S CHICKEN Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A: It kept saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""

"Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth? He didn't have a Gar"

"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."

"Engineers will get it They should call it a ""Bachelor because of Science""."

"Coolest jobs: 1)Beer maker 2)Secretary of War 3)Ninja 4)Guy who pushes scared skydivers"

"I was pumping some iron in the gym yesterday, when the trainer pointed out that the hole in the weights was supposed to be for attaching them to a bar."

"What did the bolt say to the nut? ""Washer? I don't even know 'er!"""

"Happy 12th birthday to Google. Only one year left to use it, dears! When it becomes a teenager, it won't answer anything."