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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to pick up American girls? With a crane."
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"The stock market is like a woman.... ....when she goes down, you buy more"
"ELI5 Why would an alien ever visit Roswell? ________________ Fill in the blank or answer the question."
"""The book was way better"" - hobo trying to burn a DVD for warmth"
"What kind of limes open doors? Key limes."
"What do Harvard and a virgin have in common? You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came."
"I wrote your name in the snow You should recognize it. It was your mom's handwriting."
"Coughing problems -My wife is constantly coughing. We have tried everything and nothing helps. -Have you tried weed? -Yes, she is coughing and laughing."
"With American Airlines stock at 20 cents, I can't decide between paying for two checked bags or buying half the company."
"Him: what does a polar bear weigh? Me: I don't know Him: enough to break the ice, my name's John. Me: so's mine."