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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? A: Perky."
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"I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar."
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"I wrote an essay once comparing various versions of the Bible. I had to do a lot of cross referencing."
"What does a calculus teacher say when a student doesn't get it? Bro, do you even function?"
"If you're looking for someone to tell you what to do in the bedroom I'm pretty good at instructing on how to install window blinds."
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"A moment of silence for the fat friend in a group of girls who can't jump high enough to be in the ""mid air"" beach picture :("
"Life just handed me lemonade. Not sure what to do."