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Joke of the Day
"Q: How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? A: Perky."
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"Taking my dog to the park is the same as my checking Reddit... We check out all the posts and piss on half of them."
"Australian politics"
"There are two fish in a tank, one says to the other ""do you know how to drive this thing"""
"I take all of my relationship advice from Animal Planet."
"Why Beyonce? Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day... Teach a man to microwave a fish and he'll lose the respect of all his co-workers."
"I got my bucket list mixed up with my shopping list Swam with dolphin-safe tuna."
"I barely slept last night; I kept dreaming about mufflers. I'm exhausted."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Impossible. Feminists can't change anything."