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"what do you call a queue of jokers? a PUNchline"
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"I don't like drive-thru's I think it's money out the window."
"3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens? 216 virgins."
"My ex called me a peadophile... Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile... Common typo and not the worst in the world imo"
"""Hello welcome to meteorologist school. Please stick your head out of the nearest window and pick your diploma up on your way out."""
"Me and my wife, we have decided that we don't want kids. They are not gonna like it."
"Hello, oh you don't have a ramp I guess, okay well lets talk in the driveway my name is Professor X and I run a school for monster babies"
"""Two messages, Sir. First, your tea has run out"" ""Correct English is 'you've run out of tea'. What else?"" ""You've walked out of wife"""
"How do you make an egg roll? Push it."
"How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick."