119464
Joke of the Day
"what do you call a queue of jokers? a PUNchline"
Next Joke
"Is it proper to eat a hamburger with your fingers? No you should eat your fingers separately!"
"why aren't there any Mexican athletes? Because all the Mexicans who can run, swim or jump are already in the USA."
"Don't know if this is original or not but... What is the top selling fruit in the world? Clay Aiken."
"Shit. Gotta huge job interview tomorrow and I have no clue where I put my prom dress"
"wife: 9 got a ninja costume. Pretend you can't see him 9 [standing in front of the fridge] *giggles* me *hits him in the face with the door*"
"What is the fastest cake in the world? Scone."
"Joke of the Day 6/12/14 The other day, I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow. I rang her up,and I said "" Did you get my drift?""."
"I bought a metal detector. Beach better have my money."
"What do you call a Snake game that doesn't work? An E-Reptile dysfunction"