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Joke of the Day
"For the life of me, I can't understand why small and medium pizzas exist."
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"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest. The boy says to the man ""I'm scared."" The man says, ""You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"""
"My wife is an angel. All my friends are jealous because their wives are still alive."
"If someone asks what you're doing today, grab a knife & yell ""SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!"" Sounds way cooler than ""Napping!"""
"Dear Math, Grow up and solve your own problems."
"CNN News ""Tree Falls On Bank"" Does anyone know what branch?"
"What is a toad's favorite genre of music? Hip hop."
"I went to the doctors with hearing problems He said ""Can you describe the symptoms?"" I said ""Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair"""
"I love meeting new people. Meating. I love meating new people."
"How do you know your wife's dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up."