30347

Joke of the Day

"For the life of me, I can't understand why small and medium pizzas exist."

Next Joke
 
"What do the Irish hate more than potatoes? No potatoes."
"I'm so sick of this new year's jokes I've been hearing them all year."
"How do you calm down an astronaut? ...you give him space."
"I caught my wife cheating with the neighbor last night They are both banned from being the banker during monopoly game night now. That will teach them to sleep together."
"Of all the possible utensils you can use to eat rice... ...how the fuck did two sticks win?"
"A naked women robs a bank. Nobody could remember her face."
"Dad joke Daughter: Dad, do you know what a Dad joke is? Me: Of course honey, its what comes out of a dad egg."
"You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook status.."
"Spiders: Nature's reminder that you are, in fact, a little girl."