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Joke of the Day

"I took my girlfriend to tour NASA this weekend! She said she needed some space."

"""Wanna solve a meat puzzle?"" is a good pickup line"

"A farmer spent over $12 million to see the effects of marijuana on cows... The steaks had never been higher."

"Did you guys hear about the Trump winery? It's only whites."

"""Fluffy died today"" ""Oh my god I'm so sorry, was he a cat or dog? ""He was a boa constrictor"" ""Well that made me feel better"""

"Why was Santa's little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem."

"You know, I always really liked Meatloaf I've never had any beef with him"

"My left butt cheek was hurting pretty bad earlier, so I asked my girlfriend to massage it for me. I told her... that I didn't want it half-assed."

"I won the local hot dog eating contest and didn't even know I was competing."

"Do Russians only write in lower case letters? I mean, they hate Capitalism."