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Joke of the Day

"Do Russians only write in lower case letters? I mean, they hate Capitalism."

"What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak? Punjabi-ng."

"What do you call ham that feels better? Cured ham."

"The guy who invented the USB connector died... They lowered the coffin into his grave. Then they lifted it back out, turned it round, and lowered it back in again."

"Any girl who says she's not the jealous type will change her tune when another girl phones you drunk at 3am."

"A Mexican man goes to the dentists. Dentist: I'm afraid it's bad news. You have tooth decay. Mexican: Tooth dewhat?"

"Who is the original Kardashian? Saint Christopher"

"I discovered I have a fetish for figuring things out. (X-post /r/puns) I came to the realization."

"What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading? He gives it an F5"

"Apple scraps a new product... I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented IPod after realizing that ""ITouch Kids"" is not a good product name."