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Joke of the Day

"""Fluffy died today"" ""Oh my god I'm so sorry, was he a cat or dog? ""He was a boa constrictor"" ""Well that made me feel better"""

"How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, change comes from within."

"I shit my pants the other day. Which is funny, because I don't remember eating them."

"Kill the man Cop: ""Did you kill this man?"" Me: ""No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed."""

"Why do gay barbecues suck? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"A black man walks into a bar his cell door was still closed."

"Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors."

"Auto correct changed naughty with nausea and it was the best decision i ever made in this relationship."

"""I don't like the taste of water"" - First World Problem"

"Dog limps into the O.K. Corral. ""I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."""