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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain."
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"Why do french tanks have rear mirrors? So they can also see the front lines."
"I want a house I can drive my car in You could drive from vroom to vroom."
"Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink. He gives the bartender ceramic money. The Bartender says ""I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"""
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef"
"If you're a Mormon, and you have a mom, and you haven't been referring to her exclusively as Mitt Momney...then why the hell are you Mormon?"
"What are the only english words that russian prostitutes can say? Putin"
"What do prison and the Caps Lock button have in common? They both turn ""o"" into an ""O""."
"Someone broke into my house last night... They took all my soap, shampoo, deodorant and toothpaste. They made a clean getaway."
"Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford? It was a Fiesta"