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Joke of the Day

"My wife said, compared to a lot of girls out here, that I'm lucky to have her. I said ""Yeah? Maybe, but I'll do my own research thank you""."

"A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup... The doctor says ""Let's get started, shall we? Why don't you take your clothes off and put them over there... Next to mine."""

"A woman is late to a fight. She takes a seat next to several men. ""How many cocks have been beaten?"" she asks. ""None, until now,"" says a man with a smile."

"What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill? Walking. Jk. Rolling"

"What do the Catholic Church and a bucket of shit have in common? Neither supports gay marriage."

"What's the difference between your mom and your dad? Your dad still sucks dick."

"Why can't pirates recite the alphabet? They keep getting lost at sea."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the Fresh Prince."

"I'll have a 12 year old scotch. Hold the scotch."

"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""