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Joke of the Day

"A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup... The doctor says ""Let's get started, shall we? Why don't you take your clothes off and put them over there... Next to mine."""

"Q: Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? A: Because he was tired of the sigh-low."

"""I have a cure for your burning bush."" Moses hitting on the ladies"

"My dog has no legs. I call him Cigarette. Every night I come home from work, I take him for a drag."

"Good cop: where's the body? Bad cop: answer him! *pounds table* Jenga cop: God damn it!"

"2016 was so divisive. It just had too many factors."

"I wish my race was bred fast and strong... Oh wait, no I dont."

"How do you help a Jew with ADHD? Send him to a concentration camp."

"Looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."

"As my girlfriend was trying on jeans, a clerk asked her ""Need a bigger size?"" I saw the look on her face and went to make room in the trunk."