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"What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?"
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"I just invented a new word. Repost"
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide. *bows*"
"A bad metaphor is like a cucumber with a parachute."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first muffin turns to the other and says ""gee it's hot in here"" The other muffin replies ""holy shit! A talking fucking muffin!"""
"Windows 10 rollout"
"It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places..."
"What are the 3 stages of sex after marriage? Tri-weekly Try Weekly and Try Weakly"
"""But mom! I don't like grandma."" ""Keep quiet, son, and finish your plate."""
"What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola? At least Ebola will finish me off"