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Joke of the Day
"What did the penis say to the condom??? Cover me, I'm going in"
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"Between Trump and Clinton, who is more likely to start a nuclear war if elected president? America, with the missiles aimed at ourselves."
"I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"Does Alfred masturbate? ... No he masturwaynes"
"What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form? An informant"
"What comes after 69?... Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out!"
"Sucks that these Crest strips only come in white"
"? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing Did u just moo ?"
"Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?"
"Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork."