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Joke of the Day

"Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny. Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828"

"What do you call an old John Cena? John Cenile"

"A waffle is just a more considerate pancake. It's like, here, let me hold that syrup for you in these convenient boxes."

"What do you call a half Jew? Jew-ish."

"I was asked earlier today to submit a 1,000 word essay. I thought, ""fcuk that"". So I just submitted a picture instead."

"I like my men how I like my rum Smooth, dark, rich, and with a bunch of coke."

"My wife was struggling to open the freezer In the end she gave up, and froze to death."

"Turtleneck pro: if you wear one while you're eating you can't get crumbs in your bra. Turtleneck con: see above."

"Behavioral (/ be_have_voyeural) Economics Q: why do some people pay WAY too much at auctions? A: more bid curiosity"

"After decades of research scientists in Texas have discovered a new use for sheep! Wool!"