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Joke of the Day
"If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, get a dog."
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"Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes the cow ate all the grass!"
"Why do people from Finland who lack passports never win? ...they can't cross the Finnish line!"
"I'm always a big fan of the prison teardrop tattoo. It says I'm sensitive but I've killed people."
"Black Lives Matter. Of course they do. How else would we keep score?"
"I was having sex with my girlfriend... ... and I said to her, ""Woman, you've got no tits and your pussy is too tight."" She grunted,""Get off my back."""
"2016 jokes Sleep is my drug....my bed is my dealer....and my alarm clock is the police."
"I was completely offended, but then you said ""no offense,"" so now everything's cool."
"Top Joke in Scotland I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
"What happens when you zip up a lion? It rars"